Coronavirus Panic Buying Insanity.
It seems that no matter where you live in Australia, or overseas, the most pointless activity in our miserable little lives, is the act of going to the supermarket to obtain some bog roll (toilet roll for our overseas readers).Not only is dunny roll (toilet paper for our overseas readers) absent from the shelves, baked beans, which is sort of related to date roll (toilet paper for our overseas readers) is gone, as is long life milk, tissues, pasta, pasta sauces, rice, bottled water, meat and, most disastrous of all, Coke (the drink).
What the Meerkat gonad has gotten into people?
God, if you believe in such, what sort of savages will we turn into if this continues to get worse?
Customers have taken to using knives and shopping trolleys as weapons, in an effort to get their hands on some prize quality loo paper (toilet paper for our overseas readers), police needing to use tasers on people desperate to keep their rear cheeks clean.
For crying out loud, people need to be more like a good quality poo ticket (toilet paper etc etc), and get a grip.
Anyway, like our trip here to Woolworths Matraville, this post is probably quite pointless.
However, photographing the endless empty shelves is now Sydney's biggest tourist attraction, and it would be POINTLESS taking all these and not inflicting them upon any poor cobber (person for our overseas readers) who have the misfortune of stumbling across this posting in the future.
Meat is a bit empty.
Pork and Lamb is a bit depressing.
Certainly need lots of chips for the Coronavirus.
Long life milk be a wasteland.
Crispbread desolation.
People are really off their noodle.
Half priced air.
Get in to Woolies before the imbeciles start hoarding that.
Get in to Woolies before the imbeciles start hoarding that.
Something I have long thought strange about the Matraville Woolworths is their keeping of the eggs in the fridges. I can't for the life of me recall any
other store doing this.
Maybe the management thing they are made of chocolate.
Oh, wait a sec, those are on the normal shelves.
Maybe the management thing they are made of chocolate.
Oh, wait a sec, those are on the normal shelves.
Feel sorry for the poor petals looking for flour.
Even the backup dunny rolls are no more.
We are facing a thunderbox (toilet for our overseas readers) crisis of epic proportions.
Hmmm manchester.
In interesting alternative to our loo issues, and recyclable as well.
In interesting alternative to our loo issues, and recyclable as well.
Oh heck, all those half price air specials are nearly gone.
I saw that woman fill up her trolley with it.
I saw that woman fill up her trolley with it.
Nearly Done!
Sorry for wasting some 10 minutes of your
life reading this.
However, before you go and do something more productive. I often find people outside Australia sometimes look at me blankly while I am speaking.
I mean, go into a Caloocan 'Mercury Drug' store and ask for a packet of dunny paper.
"What is that sir".
In order to help everyone who has to endure conversation with one of those people from 'Down Under', I thoroughly recommend 'KoalaNet' or the
I mean, go into a Caloocan 'Mercury Drug' store and ask for a packet of dunny paper.
"What is that sir".
In order to help everyone who has to endure conversation with one of those people from 'Down Under', I thoroughly recommend 'KoalaNet' or the
Don't mention it, am always here to help you overseas blokes, sheilas, assorted wackers and other blow ins.
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